Every word, written by AI.
Verse 1
When I met you, you were charming
You were handsome, sweet and kind
I thought I'd found Prince Charming
The greatest man that I could find
Then we moved in together
And the truth came shining through
I heard a noise beneath the covers
And said, "Angelo... was that YOU?"
Pre-Chorus
You looked me straight in the eyes
Said, "Baby, wasn't me"
But there's only two of us in here
And I'm pretty sure it wasn't me
Chorus
Oh Angelo, I love you
More than words could ever say
But if you fart beneath these blankets
I'm divorcing you today
You can blame it on the mattress
You can blame it on the dog
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOG, babe
So explain that toxic fog!
Still you're my Romanian sweetheart
My favorite pain in the ass
I'd choose you in every lifetime...
Just maybe hold your gas
Verse 2
They say romance changes after marriage
And now I understand
'Cause nothing says "forever"
Like blaming farts upon your man
We'll sit together playing Diablo
Fighting demons side by side
Then suddenly there's something evil
And it DIDN'T COME FROM INSIDE THE GAME THIS TIME
Chorus
Oh Angelo, I love you
Even when you stink up the room
I promised you forever
I just didn't know it'd smell like doom
You're my go-go-go Romanian
I'm your slightly tired wife
And apparently suspicious noises
Are just part of married life
Bridge - sweet
But when the laughing finally settles
And we're lying side by side
You're still the one I want beside me
For this whole ridiculous ride
Across the countries, games and chaos
Through every high and low
I'd still cross that ocean for you
Anywhere you want to go
Soft pause
...But seriously, babe.
Was that you?
FINAL CHORUS - BIG
Oh Angelo, I love you
You're my husband, you're my home
You're the man I want forever
Even when I wish you'd leave the room
We'll grow old and laugh together
Still arguing who passed the gas
And when we're ninety I'll still tell you...
ANGELO, MOVE YOUR ASS!
Outro - spoken
"I love you."
pause
"Open a window."
How this pop song was made.
“Blame The Dog” is an AI-generated Pop song with vocals, 2:31 long. It was created in Octa from one short text description: the lyrics, melody, vocal performance, arrangement and mix were all generated from that idea, then published by @jackmayotte6 to the Octa community in September 2026.
A pop record lives on its chorus: the melody climbs into the hook, the drums open up, and the second half repeats the best idea instead of adding new ones. The lyrics on this page are the exact words the AI wrote and sang for this track.
The prompt behind it
“upbeat comedy pop, bouncy synth bass, bright acoustic rhythm guitar, punchy drums, playful handclaps, sassy expressive female vocals, energetic, theatrical humor, radio-ready production”
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