888 Lost in NY 3M

Verse 1 - Legos
We in the toy store, just tryna shop,
Bandits creep in, think they gon pop,
Didn't see the Legos we laid on the floor,
CRUNCH! CRUNCH! Right through the sole.
Yeah their shoes sucky, got holes in the toe,
One step, yelp, Lego straight to the bone,
Dancin like they on hot coals, ouch ouch ouch,
You in my house now.

Chorus
Nah, you can't ambush us, we turn the store lethal,
Every aisle got a trick, every trick need a sequel,
You came to rob, now you shopping for pain,
Cleanup on aisle 5, here we go again!

Verse 2 - RC Army
Aisle two, you thought you safe, you wrong,
Hit the remote, VRRRM, here they come!
100 RC cars, low riders with attitude,
Chasin you down the aisle, rude rude rude!
One hit the ankle, one hit the knee,
One parked on your foot, you can't flee,
Bandit runnin like its just toys,
Nah son, that's a traffic jam!

Bridge - Intercom Whisper
Attention shoppers... we have two leaky bandits in aisle 2...

Verse 3 - Whoopee Cushion Aisle
Aisle three, wall-to-wall whoopee,
You breathe and it go PFFFT, whoopee!
We laid 100 deep, floor to ceiling,
Every step a toot, that's the feeling.
You tried to hold it, you tried to squeeze,
But hearin all them toots got you weak in the knees,
PFFFT PFFFT, then one came from YOU!
Bandit let one rip, couldn't hold the truth!
Oh man, I can't squeeze it any longer!

Verse 4 - Glitter Glue Tinsel
Aisle four, Christmas section, pretty pretty,
Trip wire, POOF, glitter glue and tinsel heavy!
Gold tinsel round his neck like a scarf so silly,
Pink glitter beard, you a disco dolly,
Fab-u-lized again, but with Christmas lights,
Blinking, blinking, stuck tight all night.

Outro - Checkout Big One
Now push that busted cart to the checkout lane,
Wheel wobble wobble, bout to derail the brain,
Hit the display, GIANT TEDDY BEAR AVALANCHE!
Buried under stuffed bears, you can't even stand!
Cleanup on aisle five... you got it... you leakin again, bandits.
*wet sticky high five* cha-ching!