I’m Too Much To Handle

It’s called: I’m Too Much To Handle: Male (Spoken with a bored, snarky drawl, echo rippling center-to-sides):
I was drunk one day
May have been on
Ecstacy
Saw a tiny Babe
She was doing weird
Things to me
So I asked her
Look, I’m decent lookin’
You’re hot as fuck
If you’re as bored as me; jus’ come along wit’ me
And we’ll get lucky
Male: She took my hand
Smiled and said...
Female (Bratty, sneering, heavy reverb tail): “okay”
Male: We talked and laughed
As I led the way
To the closest hotel
I Already had a room
(Spanish guitar bends a high note that cascades across both speakers)
Male: For hours I caressed
And pounded
She moaned...
Female (Dry, mocking punch): no rest
Both (Bratty shout): New positions: we Founded
Male: I licked and kissed
Both of her lips
Her nails deep in my back
As I’m deep within her hips
She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She stopped counting after 4
She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She only begged for more
(Dub breakdown: The bass drops out, leaving only the Spanish guitar and heavy, echoing reggae rimshots rippling outward)
For hours I caressed
And pounded
She moaned...
Female: no rest
Both: New positions: we Founded
Male: I licked and kissed
Both of her lips
Her nails deep in my back
As I’m deep within her hips
She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She stopped counting after 4
She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She only begged for more
Male: I did what Momma said
The day was nearly dead
But she said...
Female (Scoffing): Never again
Both (Explosive, bratty, drenched in wide dub echo): It was miiiiind-blowing!!!
Female: Never again
Both: It was faaaaantastic!!!
Female: Never again
Male: Little Miss April with a V
Turned a rendezvous into a heartbreak
She said...
Female (Screaming it out): Never agaaaaain!!!
(Spanish guitar takes a fiery, sensual solo, the notes panning and rippling across the left and right speakers like waves)
Male: For hours I caressed
And pounded
She moaned...
Female: no rest
Both: New positions: we Founded
Male: I licked and kissed
Both of her lips
Her nails deep in my back
As I’m deep within her hips
She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She stopped counting after 4
She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She only begged for more
Male: I did what Momma said
She said...
Female: Never again!!!
Male: I did what Momma said
The day was nearly dead
But she said...
Female: Never again
Both: It was miiiiind-blowing!!!
Female: Never again
Both: It was faaaaantastic!!!
Female: Never again
Male: Little Miss April with a V
Turned a rendezvous into a heartbreak
She said...
Female: Never agaaaaain!!!
Male: For hours I caressed
And pounded
She moaned...
Female: no rest
Both: New positions: we Founded
Male: I licked and kissed
Both of her lips
Her nails deep in my back
As I’m deep within her hips
She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She stopped counting after 4
She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She moaned...
Female: no rest
Male: She only begged for more
Male: I did what Momma said
She said...
Female (Long, echoing fade-out): Never again!!!