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picture me chilling getting down on the Xbox broke as a joke and I a to nt got nada not even a cent -100% so I call up my homie wondering what sorta porker Cody is getting under then, he is decent guy but for some reason I Don't know why he be chubby chasing , last week he had a blind date & met at the all you can eat buffet, and this big bettha type said hooray," oink finally someboy that can appreciate what my stomach needs , see Cody is the homie but he is still lonely so he is registered at a dating site with a name like celulitus is the tightest one these nights he is liable to fall victim to predicaments like reverse cow girl it was certain death for cody see first he tried to flail but unfortunately to no avail his obituary reads Cody Bridges was crushed by a whale it's a tragic and sudden but the part that was to much n to discuss it oh hell with it he was a cold corpse when they brought in the forklift of course it Cody flded up like a pretzel rigamortous evidently his bones were reduced to dust under the immense pressure of a obese , no beast could of tamed her , I had to decide what to name her but the only one that fits the game is bertha 26 skin and bones chubby chasers have fell victim to her double chin'n & cottage cheese in her swollen knees so I suppose the message is a tad bit of cardio should be part of routine or you may as well try and take a whale but we both no you can't withstand the pressure of a tank so hy would you thank that a female 794 lbs of loving mixed with gravy and deep fried everything so Don't you ever think that a over eating creature with a low and behold no one can reach her rolls after rolls of lard keeps you in the front yard of a morbidly obese Rosanne bar wannabe so homie Don't you go and fuck that there mountain and if you absolutely have to advance'n cuz she finds you handsome Cody I am doubting that big bertha is no where even worth a chance to wind up crushed urban y5h is Cody exist up er bell button it's a closed off ecosystem whhlith a whole new evolving lifeforns so I send this one t to my guy code will keep you a spot in the rotation every bowl that spin will be dedicat3d to you so I'll see you again my friend til then we gonna be blazing in your name the ou were then mane man til you began chubby chasing , I apologize for this story and it's vulgar descriptions of whole girl that requires her own zip code if only we could climbe mount bertha and enter the hidden ecosystem in her rank ass belly button it's an inny so forgive me for not stating all the names of the kinny dudes that have mysteriously gone , no one can place em in a place hat is on earth but if this was antman 3 we could shrink down and enter big bertha-mania and see just how many missing guys that are the size of 90 lbs soaking wet in some boots so I better end this bit remember bertha is absolutely tremendous it's as if here double chins they begin but there is no end to the porker with a tendency to pork a few dudes til she ultimately absorbs em with the sheer force of her wildly disperportionate it's sorta gets a certain clientail til the trun up missing the. the park rangers orginize a searching with pitchforks and torches they plan on climbing mount bertha but must urge caution she is "huge bitch" she is the reason that Christopher reeves is no longer Christopher ..."walking" it's a shitshow of the utmost vulgar 8nd so the only go and make a profile on dating a boulder , or mountains of love and especially stay away from beaches whales of romance, these are dating sites that intoce morbidly disfigured jabba the huts, im illagit and this is a story from my book of rhymes so represent story boarding these raps for a warning to all mankind you can beach a wake but not everyone can live to tell a tale for what it's worth 'a i too almost fell victim to big Bertha I had to reapply to my gym and now I swore off carbs of any kind soon I'll be as skinny as guy like Cody my guy who s decided to die for love of blubber ,you know what I get he was gonna purpose if whe would have introduced a snorkel or some other rigged way to remain enriched with oxygen well then I bet he would be here today on his cellphone looking for a new creature to tame Cody Bridges ladies and gentlemen you remain the same til the bf of daze have you seen the old movie the blob well that is what I bet it was like for code in his last moments I cose my eyes and I picture his frail weak twerked out body gi ing way under the immense force of big Bertha I digress the coroner didn't even bother to go check or any bones cuz he was literally absorbed every cell so I remember to tell his tale to the youngsters that have there robs showing thru there back cuz that's the exact cuisine bertha needs twigs that she can snap true story and that's a fact

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