Mordor Kush

(Verse 1)
Gandalf brought the word, said he had to gather crew,
Called up Merry, Pippin, and the Bowl Brothers too.
Packing up the pipes with that heavy Shire green,
Smoking through the forest, highest halflings ever seen.
Snatched the Palantir right from Sauron's angry sight,
Puffing on that dank leaf, burning through the night.
(Chorus)
Ooh, the Bowl Brothers meet Gandalf in the dark,
Ooh, the Bowl Brothers lighting up a spark.
Hunting down the Palantir to light the Mordor strain,
Cruising through the cosmos, high above the realm of pain.
(Verse 2)
Merry hit the pipe and Pippin got high as fuck,
Laughing at the danger, couldn't believe their luck.
Rolled into Moria where the Balrog started to roar,
Blowing clouds at cave trolls as they fought across the floor.
Ashing on the dungeon walls, blazing through the fight,
Escaping with the crystal out into the starlight.
(Chorus)
Ooh, the Bowl Brothers meet Gandalf in the dark,
Ooh, the Bowl Brothers lighting up a spark.
Hunting down the Palantir to light the Mordor strain,
Cruising through the cosmos, high above the realm of pain.
(Verse 3)
Cruising on the trail, passing blunts along the way,
Smoking up the valley till the night turned into day.
Feasting with the Elven queens who treat them like a king,
Getting kissed all night while the sweet melodies ring.
Surrounded by the smoke and the ladies of the wood,
Tasting that exotic leaf and feeling extra good.
(Chorus)
Ooh, the Bowl Brothers meet Gandalf in the dark,
Ooh, the Bowl Brothers lighting up a spark.
Hunting down the Palantir to light the Mordor strain,
Cruising through the cosmos, high above the realm of pain.
(Verse 4)
Finally they sparking up that legendary stash,
Mordor Kush so heavy that it turns the sky to ash.
One hit from the bowl and the visions start to spin,
Seeing all existence where the outer realms begin.
The universe unveils itself, the stars begin to glow,
Highest in the Middle-earth with nowhere left to go.
(Chorus)
Ooh, the Bowl Brothers meet Gandalf in the dark,
Ooh, the Bowl Brothers lighting up a spark.
Hunting down the Palantir to light the Mordor strain,
Cruising through the cosmos, high above the realm of pain.