My Refrigerator Is Possessed Tonight

Verse 1
Midnight strikes and the floorboards creak
There’s a strange glowing light that I came to seek
I crept down the stairs in my favorite socks
Past the dusty shelf and the grandfather clock
I thought it was a phantom or a shadowy ghost
Turns out it’s the leftover buttered toast
​[Chorus]
Oh, my refrigerator is possessed tonight
It’s humming a tune in the pale moonlight
The mayo is floating, the milk’s turning blue
And the leftover lasagna is staring at you!
Yeah, it's spooky, it's weird, but I kind of don't mind
It’s the best haunted midnight snack I could find!
​[Verse 2]
I opened up the door just to take a little peek
The celery started making a high-pitched shriek
The string cheese danced in a spooky little ring
And a jar of dill pickles began to sing
They said, "Join our party, don't be afraid!
Just ignore the fuzzy mold on the lemonade!"
​[Chorus]
Oh, my refrigerator is possessed tonight
It’s humming a tune in the pale moonlight
The mayo is floating, the milk’s turning blue
And the leftover lasagna is staring at you!
Yeah, it's spooky, it's weird, but I kind of don't mind
It’s the best haunted midnight snack I could find!
​[Guitar Solo]
[Jangly electric guitar riff, driving beat, warm bass groove]
​[Bridge]
Is it a ancient curse? Is it bad TV?
Or did I leave the door cracked since half-past three?
The hot sauce is whispering ancient lore
And the ketchup bottle just levitated off the floor!
​[Chorus]
Oh, my refrigerator is possessed tonight
It’s humming a tune in the pale moonlight
The mayo is floating, the milk’s turning blue
And the leftover lasagna is staring at you!
Yeah, it's spooky, it's weird, but I kind of don't mind
It’s the best haunted midnight snack I could find!
​[Outro]
(Screaming celery fades out)
Yeah, just grab a fork... if you dare!
(Jangly guitar ring out to silence)